About

I'm Elizabeth. People call me Liz and some teachers at my school even call me The Eliminator. Respect. I have many aliases. I could be that little Mexican man near that bus stop down the street of your house. I like pretending to speak French. What up, baguette, Eiffel Tower, croissant. No, I'm not bisexual and I don't even want to know what a pansexual is. Do those people only like pans. I don't know. What am I saying.

To whom it may concern:
I, Elizabeth, bid you hello!
You don't know me,
though you may have heard of me,
but that's not the point.
Long story short...
I need help.

{  MEXICAN KITTEN(S) }

Tumblr Trading Hours:
I'm usually active from Monday to Thursday. Friday to Sunday, I'm working or busy feeding my cats. I lied, I don't have cats.

Things I Like:

• Ugly Betty
• The Big Bang Theory
• Pokémon
• Minecraft
• Everybody Hates Chris
• Scrubs
• Phoenix Wright
• Turtles
• Top hats
• Pirates
• Ninjas
• Mexican stereotypes
• French names, preferably Ponton
• Heroes
• Foster The People
• Community
• 30 Rock
• The Wombats
• Adventure Time
• That '70s Show
• Futurama
• Tina Fey
• Sherlock
• Benedict Cumberbatch
• New Girl
• Jackie Chan
• Avatar: The Last Airbender
• The Legend of Korra
• Mark Foster

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