I'm Elizabeth. People call me Liz and some teachers at my school even call me The Eliminator. Respect. I have many aliases. I could be that little Mexican man near that bus stop down the street of your house. I like pretending to speak French. What up, baguette, Eiffel Tower, croissant. No, I'm not bisexual and I don't even want to know what a pansexual is. Do those people only like pans. I don't know. What am I saying.
To whom it may concern: I, Elizabeth, bid you hello! You don't know me, though you may have heard of me, but that's not the point. Long story short... I need help.