I'm Elizabeth. People call me Liz and some teachers at my school even call me The Eliminator. Respect. I have many aliases. I could be that little Mexican man near that bus stop down the street of your house. I like pretending to speak French. What up, baguette, Eiffel Tower, croissant. No, I'm not bisexual and I don't even want to know what a pansexual is. Do those people only like pans. I don't know. What am I saying.
Tumblr Trading Hours:
I'm usually active from Monday to Thursday. Friday to Sunday, I'm working or busy feeding my cats. I lied, I don't have cats.
I’m totally doing this to my future girlfriend when she’s trying to be professional.
Perfection. LOL
I’m fucking crying omg
i’m jacob
He’s brilliant. I want to marry
Wouldn’t mind him as a husband.
omg
I LOLed pretty hard at this
LMAO
holy omfg. i just pissed myself!
hahahaha omg! can i marry him
HAHA jacob dah funny cunt
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