katpissnevernude: babyminaj: HELL TO THE MOTHA FUCKIN YA GIRL GET IT #I FEEL ABOUT 100X GAYER AFTER THIS
waverlys: monica-geller: i cannot stop laughing because i was just talking today about how australia has only won 9 medals ever in our history of competing in the winter olympics and my dad just informed me that one of the medals was because in one skating competition all of the other competitors fell over right before the finish line so the australian who was coming last ended up winning...
absurdom: why do people hate the Olympics there are so many hot athletes in tight clothes
i was waiting for benedict cumberbatch, david tennant and matt smith to appear during the opening ceremony needless to say, i was very disappointed britain how could you
my mum doesn’t cook dinner any more why mum why what have we done to deserve this i’m sorry mum
mrsweasley: Mr. Bean at the opening ceremonies. Literally the most epic part of the entire thing. I never thought they’d top James Bond parachuting with The Queen, but then they fucking did, and I lost it.
wingaardiumlevi0sa: there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world. out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me. “i hope they don’t step on me” - my dad
2012 London Olympics Opening Ceremony:
omg the rings are forming THEY’RE SO CLOSE OMGGGGGGGG holy shit did the queen just fucking sky dive that’s only the coolest entrance EVER she looked bored throughout the entire ceremony thought j.k. rowling was fergie WHOOPS modern family, the beatles, queen omfg rowan fucking ATKINSON i loved argentina’s, australia’s and the independent olympic athlete’s...
oops accidentally fell in love with jason mraz what a cutie
the creator of shock sites is a dick
i’m so suspicious about every link on tumblr now because i was on some girls blog and she had links on the side and you know when people have a link to their boy/girlfriends tumblr or best friends well she had one that said “my hoe” and i was thinking “oh okay, i wanna see what her hoe’s blog looks like” and she linked it to soOME FUCKING SHOCK SITE AND I WAS...
shaving23spiders: His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti i just had to check if ponify was enabled and it wasn’t
when my friends say OMG LOOK AT MY TAN!! I’m like yeah what about me?– My friend at work whose name is Tan (via 4n20pie)
friday for liz:
i want some camembert and i want it NOW (btw guys, camembert is this wonderful as floffle cheese) downloading doctor who: series 2 & 3 also downloading pokemon: indigo league all fucking 82 episodes fuark deciding whether i should sleep super early to watch the olympics opening ceremony or stay up super late omG my weekend is going to be so AWESOME
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deareje: completelycumberbatched: I got talking to a girl at my job interview today and the subject of Benedict came up quite quickly because we were both huge fans. We swapped a few stories, she looked jealous of mine, and then she crippled me with too much cuteness with hers: She was in town one day with her big sister and toddler nephew, when suddenly the little one started pointing at...
kittymunch: willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air
what to download pokemon: indigo league or doctor who (w/ david tennant) oh wait PORQUE NO LOS DOS?????????????
god, these four panel comic photos on facebook are so 3 years ago
thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...– no one (via starry-eyes)
breakfastatbrittanys: lizblah: i had to write the word benefits today and was so close to writing benedict cumberbatch lord save me from the sexiness that is this man cumberbatch fag wow ok that was totally uncalled for and most definitely not true
i had to write the word benefits today and was so close to writing benedict cumberbatch lord save me from the sexiness that is this man
uglypeopleproblems: the number for a suicide hotline should secretly be the number to a pizza place and when you call them they automatically track your phone and send you pizza within 5 minutes and then no one dies ever
4n20pie: So “Magic Mike” isn’t a movie about a magician? fortunately not