Señor Fernando: Archive

I posted a status about how my English teacher made a grammatical mistake.

And my ass of a friend decided to tell him, “Sir, you were featured in a certain somebody’s Facebook status last night.” And he started asking who it was, and my other ass of a friend (YEAH, I’M TALKING TO YOU BRITT) pointed at me.

Oh my god, I felt so bad, he was upset af bro.

Was a pretty good status though.

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Jun 28, 2012690 notes

in the year 6057

historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood

Jun 27, 201283,894 notes

#OMFG

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Jun 26, 201232,102 notes

Play

Jun 26, 201280,281 notes

this may sound creepy but are you going to the Imax? for the excursion?

Oh that was the excursion I went on today.

Jun 26, 2012

How you spending your strike day? :)

Going on an excursion to the city with my friends, WOO!

Jun 26, 20121 note

I've been visiting your tumblr for, like, a year! I absolutely love you & you're adorable! Hi from the States! :)

Aw, you’re so sweet, thank you!!!

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Jun 23, 201271,320 notes

Jun 23, 2012183,810 notes

I Cried at the Call of the Birds Benedict Cumberbatch

completelycumberbatched:

perfectbenny:

the-glint-off-her-spectacles:

rosuu:

fishsticksandpudding:

I can’t get over the fact that he can do this with his voice.

is this… benedict

omygod

actual parrot

holy shitballs

parrot is right

Actual human parrot Benedict Cumberbatch.

Oh. My. GOD. This truly is the best thing ever. Benedict…HOW?! Oh Creaturebatch, I love you *weeps*

Jun 23, 201215,471 notes