Señor Fernando

No, not really, I’m just lazy, but ok.

I need to reinstall my Dell webcam driver, but the program is only compatible with IE, so, I have to use it.

God, Google Chrome is like the freaking Flash compared to IE i.e. (see what I did there) turtle.

Oh…

Oh…

Sorry, yes you can.

• It was raining and I was warm in bed while everyone was at school.
• I had five cups of hot tea today along with rice porridge.
• I watched The Big Bang Theory, Ugly Betty and Modern Family.

If I were more relaxed, I would have been dead.

Yeah.

Yeah.

MY PASSWORD RECOVERY APPEAL WAS SUCCESSFUL

COME PLAY WITH ME: megadollar

Story behind my username?

I saw a transformer and a one dollar coin while I made the account.

Oh yeah.

MY LIFE IS OVER

WHY WON’T YOU LIKE ME

[Aunty complaining about a flu shot she got four days ago]
Aunty: My arm… is swollen.
Cousin: My face… is awesome.

I don’t know about you, but I found that fucking hilarious. 

what the fuck

why do I want to do maths homework

idk

lawrenceisawesome:

i’d grab her cos she’s sexy and tell her hey 

give me everything tonight

My family has made me believe for 14 years that taking a shower while you’re sick is bad and will just make you worse.

YEAH, OK, YAHOO ANSWERS SAYS OTHERWISE.

I don’t care, I’m sick, I can do whatever I want.