Okay, I'm being teased because I haven't had a...
I do not need this. I’m going to go do my homework where no one can tease me. In my room… All… lonely… with no shoulder to cry on…
Hey, Tracked Tags, haven't seen you in a while...
Oh my. Is that… is that what I think it is? A (1+) in front of my URL? Someone had the decency to actually sacrifice one of their tags for me? Well, this is just out of the blue. I’d just like to thank my family, and all my frien— No… It… it can’t be… Why you gotta do dat to me Tumblr…
kforkezia-deactivated20110323 asked: Will you marry me?
Anonymous asked: Your blog is really amazing! <3
So, I signed up for the Laptop Team.
You basically just get to miss out on class to learn basic things on the laptop. The purpose is to help other students use theirs. So, today was the first lesson, and there’s this BlogEd page. She asked us to show the Year 9’s how to post a comment. When I refreshed the page, these are some of the comments my friend’s left: i Enjoy honey glazed almonds LOL!!!!!! Hi LIZ ...
I am the number one culprit when it comes to using commas incorrectly. I specifically remember him saying, “God, whenever I read your work, the sentences are like paragraphs, all just joined by commas. I get confused and feel like I’m about to die.” I only put so many commas in because I’m secretly trying to kill you…
I piss my teacher off so much. I was singing ‘Come on Over Baby’ by Christina Aguilera. He told me to stop singing. So, I then started to rap. When the pimps in the crib ma, drop it like it’s hot drop it like it’s hot drop it like it’s hot I wouldn’t shut up so he took my chair away from me. No seriously, I had to kneel. I just walked over to the pile of...
hai i'm on publr i should be asleep →
averagedave-: myfivecentsworth: I wouldn’t wanna mess with him he’s level 34 on maple And his uncle is gonna hack your address Watch out guys. He’s on his way to a bishop.
Oh my god, Brittany just changed her URL to...
I think I am crying. I am crying tears. From a vagina. SO BEAUTIFUL AND HIPSTER
iTunes, you whore.
My iPod hasn’t been detected in iTunes for about a week now. I restored it because I thought my iPod just needed to be cleaned out. So, all my awesome songs disappeared and my iPod was merely a blank canvas. It still didn’t work. “What, why… why are you doing this to me Apple…” So, I downloaded the new iTunes and IT WORKED PERFECTLY GODDAMN ITUNES, YOU...
I really want to go cycling today.
IT’S THE PERFECT WEATHER. WHY DOESN’T ANYONE WANT TO RIDE THEIR BIKE WITH ME. AM I THAT UGLY.
Anonymous asked: my friend literally jizzes over your face
taycreatesmemories: kindracantjump: bleep-bloop: This did not go well. Islam forming complete paragraphs. The Texan of record. White elite at.
I CAN'T BLOCK HER.
She actually confronted me about it at school. “LIZ, WHY DO YOU IGNORE ME ON SKYPE?” Do you know what I hear? “LIZ, WHY HAVEN’T YOU VISITED OUR SON JIMMY IN OVER SIX MONTHS? HE’S YOUR CHILD AS WELL. MAYBE WE WEREN’T READY TO HAVE A BABY.” I don’t know. She’s weird. I don’t like her. And she’s apparently the mother of my...
There's this chick trying to call me on Skype.
I’m just going to politely let her think my computer has been destroyed by Tumbeasts and silently log off. Yeah… That should work.
cerseithedrunk asked: Liz only does private shows for me.
Anonymous asked: So can you make one in which you are ;D
Anonymous asked: The zipper thing looks like your touching your boob, sexy ;D
Anonymous asked: How do you know lawrence?
Look guys. My shirt has a pocket with a zipper that zips up and down, not side to side.
It's time, Isabel.
jomareee: It’s time.
lawrenceisawesome: You know when you lose something and when you try to find it, you could full picture it being anywhere but when you look in those places, you can’t find it at all?! HAVING ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS RIGHT NOW :’( Bust a Groove information booklet?
3OH!3 // Déjà Vu
I asked my aunty how much the yellow rose material cost. “Oh my god, it too expensive. Like, $2.50 per meter…” I just stood there thinking… “Wow, aren’t you in for a surprise when you hear about people spraying their bodies with gold.”
To anyone that owned a PlayStation as a child,
Do any of you guys remember a game called Bust A Groove? The game mechanics are quite simple and focuses on beats. You press a series of arrows on the D-pad followed by either an ‘X’ or ‘O’ on the fourth beat. Every combo that is done correctly, your character does a dance move. Eventually, the arrow sequences get more and more difficult as you progress. If you manage...
Having a Tumblr is like leading a secret double...
It’s like I’m living an episode of Hannah Montana every day.
Okay, I'm going to be honest.
I really hate it when people only keep posts that get a lot of notes, and delete their questions and stupid posts. YES, A LOT OF THE PEOPLE I FOLLOW DO THIS, BUT I STILL LOVE YOU GUYS <3 It’s just, that’s the reason I follow you guys. For your stupid posts. I love your long meaningful debatable posts as well, don’t get me wrong, but my Tumblr logic is: personality >...
Quote of the Day.
Alice: We’re going to be talking about Brett in different character’s persp— sperpes— perpsvec— [class laughs] Alice: PERSPECTIVES Sir: Alice, I think you need to get your perspecticles checked. [class groans] Sir: FINE, I’M LEAVING! [opens door]
EVERYONE GET MEGA JUMP
RIGHT NOW IT’S SO CUTE IT’S LIKE DOODLE JUMP EXCEPT IT HAS AWESOME MUSIC IT’S FREE IT’S FREE DID I SAY IT WAS FREE? OH AND YOU CAN PLAY AS A TURTLE OR PANDA I can go to sleep a happy little man now.