Señor Fernando: Archive

Dec 30th

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Ellie learn your fucking Troy and Abed Spanish ...

mosh-lord: omfg ok I’m on it captain donde esta la biblioteca MI AMO T-BONE LE ARANA DISCOTECA yes i know the words i have no shame whatsoever

Dec 29th

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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight

Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.

Dec 29th

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Sorry I've been inactive,

Been too busy playing King Ball, Up Words and Scrabble with my cousins. THERE AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN UP WORDS PARTY COS AN UP WORDS PARTY IS MANDATORY.

Dec 29th

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Dec 27th

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Right now in my life, I just want to play...

That’s all I want. But I do not own Scrabble and I do not have anyone to play with. :(

Dec 27th

Dec 26th

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Today at the movies

Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay. 
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Dec 26th

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I'm pretty sure my friend called me and started...

Thank you for those 30 seconds of moaning, it wasn’t disturbing at all.

Dec 26th

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I want one of those nights where,

My family gathers around in the living room and watches a movie together with the lights off and snacks on the table. WE WILL HAVE THAT ONCE MY LIVING ROOM IS CLEAN WE WILL WE WILL

Dec 26th

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chronicholy:

Dec 26th

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I finished Ghost Trick.

Holy shit, that is one good game. If you have Nintendo DS, definitely play it. It’s totally worth the time and effort.

Dec 26th

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Aw okay, being a Christmas blog was fun while it...

Dec 25th

i-ran-over-0prah asked: THOSE YULE LOGS. THEY'RE MAKING ME DROOL ON MY LAPTOP.

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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I know this is very late but, I ain't even mad.

My Christmas was wonderful. Spent the first hours of the day, and by first hours I mean 12pm, by going to my cousins house across the road (yeah, that’s right, they live across the road from me, I know, pretty awesome) and playing on their new Slip ‘n’ Slide. I must admit, it’s pretty fun. Except, my first attempt at sliding, I bellyflopped onto the mat and it hurt. Then,...

Dec 25th