My friend walked into Pandora in Westfields and yelled,
“OMG I’M IN PANDORAAAAAAAA!”
October 2011
We had to fill in this sheet,
About programs that are running after school certificate. And, I looked down the list and Drama was one of the options and my eyes widened, I slowly turned to my friend and said, “I think I just had an orgasm.”
Yesterday,
There was a woman at Myer that looked like a cross between Jessica Alba and Jessica from Girls’ Generation.
She was BEAUTIFUL
i honestly think you are a lesbian.
That would explain my relationship with YOUR MOTHER
OHHHHHHHHH SNAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
DASS WASSUPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Yesterday,
There was a woman at Myer that looked like a cross between Jessica Alba and Jessica from Girls’ Generation.
She was BEAUTIFUL
My friend in his English class.
Teacher: blah blah blah country blah blah blah.
Friend: WHAT TREE MISS?????
What would you do if your teacher/s find your tumblr?
I’d probably cry.
HEY EVERYONE!!!!! ELIZABETH IS MY EX-GIRLFRIEND! WE JUST BROKE UP 10 SECONDS AGO T_T I STILL LOVE YOU
WE’RE OVER
Then do you want to be my girlfriend?????? I'll do it for 24 hours if you like
24 seconds and YOU HAVE A DEAL
Have you ever had a boyfriend?
NO :”(
do you lick your armpits?
Everyday.
Also you are required to take a photo of you showing your armpits by the UMAI(Universal Mexican Association Incorporated) or else you are not worthy of being called Senor Fernando.
Go away Brittany.
Do you shave your armpits?
WHY YES I DO
I love the Year 12's at my school.
They recently found out how much in common we have with them so they came over at recess today.
Kaitlyn: November’s a big month for my family.
Me: Yeah, that’s like mine except it’s June. Everyone is seriously born in June.
Kaitlyn: Yeah, we don’t have any Junes.
Me: And we don’t have any Novembers.
Kaitlyn: OH MY GOD, WE SHOULD GET MARRIED.
I seriously love them, I can’t wait to hang out with them next year.
Having a Tumblr is like leading a secret double life.
It’s like I’m living an episode of Hannah Montana every day.
I don’t understand why this has so many notes, I’m pretty sure someone added a gif to this and all the rebloggers pounced.
What my dad said as I was about to shower.
Dad: Wait wait wait, let me shower first!
Me: Ugh, fine… Are you gonna take long?
Dad: No, I don’t waste water like somebody.
Me: Omg dad.
Dad: Maybe I’ll do what your brother does and shit for half and hour and then shower :)
Me: OMG DAD
My geography teacher's done a pretty good job in making me feel guilty for not studying so,
GONNA SPEND THE REST OF THE NIGHT DOING HOMEWORK TO MAKE HIS GEOGRAPHY ASS HAPPY
I’M OUT
