January 2011
HOLY CRAP.
antiquesroadshow:
OKAY, SO MY PARENTS LEFT MY HOME ALONE 5 MINUTES AGO, AND I JUST HEARD BANGING ON THE DOOR. LIKE REALLY ANGRY BANGING. SO I TURN OFF MY TV AND MY IPOD, AND I START WALKING TO THE DOOR.
I START HEARING A CAR ENGINE REV AND I THINK SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, SOME CRAZY ASS DRUG DEALER MURDERER WANT TO COME IINTO MY HOUSE AND STEAL MY ORGANS.
I THEN RAN TO...
If you don't think Egypt is in trouble
homeboywizard:
Then your in da Nile
ejayyyy started following you
As a token of my appreciation, if you play any song and look at the gif above, it’s pretty awesome.
ohceciliaa asked: YOUR PLAY SCHOOL OPENING IS BALDERDASH!
I don't remember all of the one I knew but I remember it was "There are people with AIDs, and hand grenades" LOL
I don't remember all of the one I knew but I remember it was "There are people with AIDs, and hand grenades" LOL
There’s a grizzly bear, And an electric chair. They’ve got people with grenades, And bombs as well. Open wide, Come inside, It’s gay school.
I flex my muscles when I'm alone.
Which would be right now.
lawrenceisawesome:
My school has aircon. how about you liz? :D
I hope you freeze into a popsicle and zombie cats lick you.
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cuntpunt:
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. (Pollyn...
theadventuresofryanandfriends:
I’m really pumped about going back to school in just a couple of weeks. To reunite with the friends you’ve missed the most during the summer break. To give out plentiful hugs to all of your friends. To notice that they have changed – whether they’ve got a haircut or that they have gone taller during the holidays. To spend the whole day conversing about the things...
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Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake...
All them sober girls around me, they be actin’ like they’re drunk.
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one fact for each asterisk? :P
one fact for each asterisk? :P
Anonymous asked: *
Post an asterisk in my ask box. For every * I get...
nerdjiki:
Because I don’t care for hearts.
thatniceguy2210 asked: And arent you spose to be at school as well!
Gosh todays children do not care bout their education ahahahah
Gosh todays children do not care bout their education ahahahah
I went to a baby shower yesterday.
Despite the fact that it was a party filled with women ten to twenty years older than me, it was pretty good.
AND OMG, THERE WAS THIS GAME THAT WAS LIKE PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY EXCEPT, INSTEAD IT WAS………
PIN
THE
SPERM
TO
THE
EGG
How clever is that. Dear god, and the place I pinned my sperm (never thought I’d say that), I would never be able to get any women...
Anonymous asked: Hi I love your blog <33333333333 AND YOU`RE SO PRETTY!!!!
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If any of my followers watch Ugly Betty,
I will marry you.
Another Elizabeth's weird dream appreciation post?
Yeah, why the hell not.
So, as you may or may not have picked up, I usually remember three of my dreams.
Weird Dream 1.
I was walking up the stairs of a stadium, which I then discovered was actually an ice skating rink. But, weird thing was, these stairs had no railings. Yes, I know, what human beings would do such a thing. Then I saw Peter doing all this acrobatic shit while climbing up the...
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Why...
theoldtakoyaki asked: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfi4k1Sevc1qcxqm6o1_500.jpg
Why is it that,
Whenever you drop something small, it’s as if it falls in the exact place where there is an endless hole and disappears forever.
DAMN YOU SECRET ENDLESS HOLE, DAMN YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY.
What if life is just one big Sim game.......
Ugly Betty marathon.
Good night.
And go to sleep to my Australian followers. I know Tumblr has fucked up your sleeping pattern, but…
WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER
Anonymous asked: Thank you very much!
I’M NOT A SLAVE TO A GOD THAT DOESN’T EXIST
Anonymous asked: How do you reblog yourself? 0.0
I had a really weird dream.
lizblah:
I dreamt there was this cooking show, where one person had to cook three of their friends. No, it gets weirder than that.
He had to cook them on a pan shaped like a trampoline. So, while they were cooking, they would bounce and flip over.
My parents had front row seats and later told me that they didn’t actually cook their friends. There was a secret compartment that they all escaped...
I HATE BEING ROBBED IN THE SIMS 2
Not because they steal my $8,000 television or anything, but, BECAUSE OF THE MUSIC.
THAT MUSIC IS GOING TO HAUNT ME….FOREVER.
That was seriously my reaction.
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I saw an insect crawling on the wall,
and I tried to find the closest object on my computer table to throw at it.
AND OUT OF ALL THE THINGS ON MY TABLE I THREW MY MOBILE PHONE.
MY.
MOBILE.
PHONE.
The new "We'll be back shortly" page is nice...
Why am I sneezing in such hot weather.
And why do I feel cold….
I am not sick.
I am not sick.
I am not sick.
I am not sick.
Or am I……………
I had a really weird dream.
I dreamt there was this cooking show, where one person had to cook three of their friends. No, it gets weirder than that.
He had to cook them on a pan shaped like a trampoline. So, while they were cooking, they would bounce and flip over.
My parents had front row seats and later told me that they didn’t actually cook their friends. There was a secret compartment that they all escaped to.
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