February 2012
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Don't ever yell at a girl
lawrenceisawesome:
trance-former:
jvnkie:
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grace-huynh:
I don’t care if you have to urge to, just fucking hold it in. Do you want to see her cry? Do you want to make matters worse? Yelling at her will make her second guess her decisions of why she even wanted to be with you in the first place. We’re weak, emotional, and fragile. We hate it when guys yell at us.
bitch
i can...
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I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
northerngrizzlywarrior:
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boy: ow i stubbed my toe
girl: child birth periods cramps sexual harassment boobs high heels
Watchladysatan:
What on earth
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glee fandom: ugh glee is on a two month hiatus AGAIN
doctor who fandom: lol
sherlock fandom: ha ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: cute
there's nothing more that pisses me off than...
or a major plot twist that is just epic mindblowing material
IF IT’S SO EPIC, PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME
LET ME EXPERIENCE THE EPICITY OF SAID BOOK/TV SHOW/MOVIE MYSELF
AND THAN WE CAN DISCUSS THE EPICITY TOGETHER
essentially, NOT being a major fag nugget will only be beneficial for both parties
THANK YOU
THIS HAS BEEN A POST
EVERYTHING IS MAKING ME ANGRY
one of my friends just ruined the ending to a study in scarlet
WOW THANKS DOUCHE FAG
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Watchtyleroakley:
Excuse me?
jesus christ what is happening
addickson:
howl stop having such a nice ass
howl im trying to pay attention to the movie
and the complicated symbolism and metaphor
howl are you listening
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kippling:
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moraniarty:
umqra:
did you hear the joke about the pavement
it’s all over town
did you hear the joke about the pavement?
even sherlock fell for it
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
There's this girl in like Year 8 or some shit,
And she always says hi to me. She yells, “HI ELIZABETH!!!!!” and I say, “HI!” but I NEVER KNEW WHAT HER NAME WAS. Like, I knew that her name was Elisha, but I didn’t know whether to pronounce it El-ee-sha or El-eye-sha.
SO THANK GOD I ASKED MY FRIEND, and now I can reply without an interrupted ending.
YES.
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georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
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During recess,
Dean: Liz, you and Jono make such a good couple. You guys are gonna get married. You’re gonna marry at least one of the asians in our grade, and I think it’s Jonathan. You have to. Me: BUT I DON’T WANT TO MARRY ANY OF THE ASIAN GUYS IN OUR YEAR!!! Dean: Who do you wanna marry then? Me: A pretty little white boy. Find me a pretty little white boy, Dean.
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kimmy-neutron replied to your post: It was photo day today.
you have cute eyelashes
thank you kim,
i grow them myself
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It was photo day today.
PRAISE THA LORD FOR LETTING MY PIMPLES CLEAR THE NIGHT BEFORE
FOR MY STRAW MARK BEING UNNOTICEABLE
(i had a straw cut on my face cos my friend thought it’d be a grand idea to kick a ball right in my face while i had gloria jeans in my hand, and my cup flew up and cut my face with the straw)
i’m being serious
do you guys want to see the mark
I WILL SHOW YOU THE GODDAMN MARK
...
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
WatchTHIS SHOULD BE THE NEW PLANKING GUYS
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diacrit:
hair
hair is a weird thing to have
your head extrudes these long strings of protein through thousands of tiny holes in your scalp
hair